Trivia with Budds THE PODCAST

Hey fam, super excited to say that I’m starting a Trivia with Budds podcast mid July 2016!

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Each episode will feature two friends of mine from the comedy, acting, producing, and trivia world going head to head in 10 questions from two topics they’re good at. Seinfeld VS 90s Wrestling? Harry Potter VS United State Geography? Rom Coms VS Disneyland Rides? The possibilities and guests are endless.

Check here, TriviaWithBudds.com or search iTunes anytime after July 18th to listen to episodes weekly for FREE. Fire some up for a roadtrip and play along!

#JuryDuty Post Roundup

I had to do jury duty for the first (and last) time in my life. Below are all the posts I made while bored at the courthouse. Enjoy.

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Gwen Stefani Won’t Respond to Me #HollaBackGirl

I’m very excited this many people are on board with a shit-is-bananas joke.

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Here’s the full post if you want to add some nonsense to it.

What REALLY Happens to You When You Drink Coke

I did some research. Here are my conclusive results.

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Drink away! We’ve all had about 1,000 Cokes since 1985. We’re all fine.

3 BOOZE-FUELED Games to Play in a Pool by Yourself

The fam and I moved into a house with a pool last month and it’s much needed since we now live in the hottest part of the valley. We’ve got a great yard and it’s lots of fun, but by the time I get home from work and am ready for a swim-swim, everybody’s basically asleep. So, I find myself swimming solo a lot of the time, which is totally fine, because I’ve got the whole pool to myself. I don’t need nobody…sniff…sniff.

What to do if you’re the only fool in the pool? As most guys do when they’re bored of sitting down somewhere, you create a game.

I’ve created three pool games you can play all by your lonesome. Cool down with these quick singles matches, all of which will probably be in the next summer Olympics.

1. Beer Laps

Basically, you place a bottle of beer at each end of the pool and swim back and forth and see how quickly you can finish both. Swim swim, chug chug. You can even time yourself on your smart phone if you want to get technical.

  
Added tip:  Make sure you have a nearby cooler or a few extra beers to replace the first two you drink so you don’t have to leave the pool. Also, if you have to pee, just do it. It’s your pool. Who’s gonna know?

2. Marco Solo

This is just like that game Marco Polo, but you just close your eyes and wade around the pool with a beerski talking to yourself, never catching anyone. The real challenge is treading in the deep end while keeping your drink above water. You can use a red Solo cup if you want to live up to the game’s name even more.

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Added tip:  If you think you hear someone walking around the pool, yell “BITCH OUTTA WATER” and scare your neighbors. You’ll never have to worry about them asking to swim in your pee pool again.

3. Happy Bubbles

When you’re all worn out from beer laps and talking to yourself, it’s time for a little re-lax-ation. Happy Bubbles is where you go over to the filter and rest your crotch where the water shoots out and giggle for several minutes. The game is over when the chlorine starts to burn your pee hole (bummer).

Added tip:  Girls, don’t fret. You can still probably play this game, you just need to be flexible and determined. A leg may have to be thrown up on the deck for leverage.

When you’re done with a long day of solo pool activities, it’s time for a long raft nap. Drink holders are encouraged, and make sure you hike up those swim trunks to tan your front hams.

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I hope you’ve enjoyed these summer time must-trys for you very own solo pool experience. Share them with a creep or two and have fun in the sun.