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Annabelle loves her some cake. This snapshot proves it.
I ran out of real pants and it was laundry day so I had to wear this pair from the depths of a bag of clothes to donate. They are real dad jeans. I decided to model them around the workplace to share my sneaker/light denim combo with the world.
I had to do jury duty for the first (and last) time in my life. Below are all the posts I made while bored at the courthouse. Enjoy.
I’m tired just looking at these again.
I’m very excited this many people are on board with a shit-is-bananas joke.
Here’s the full post if you want to add some nonsense to it.
I did some research. Here are my conclusive results.
Drink away! We’ve all had about 1,000 Cokes since 1985. We’re all fine.